Coco ChanWOWW

Nothing says classy like almost frontless lace.

Somewhere in France Coco Chanel is rolling over in her grave, pleading with the fashion gods to do something about the current state of the industry…or praying that in some red carpet turn of events Jenni “JWOWW” Farley gets poked in the eye by one of Lady Gaga’s lavish headdresses and can’t “design” clothing anymore.

That’s right kids. MTV’s “Jersey Shore” Starlet has a new clothing line coming out called “Filthy Couture” and she debuted one of her dresses at the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday. (See left) The dress she wore has over 1,000 crystals on it and HOW it keeps her boobs in place I will never understand.

JWOWW has said of her line: “I keep it sexy classy. I won’t go to porn star sexy. I won’t go that far.”

Hmm…sexy classy? Judging by that dress she missed the boat. Sexy classy is Marilyn Monroe. This dress looks more Pamela Anderson.

I mean it’s a cute dress…for a waitress in a gentlemen’s club or the star of “Prom Goes Porn.”

JWOWW, the first step to what you call “sexy classy” is to cover up your lady lumps and give the guys something to be curious about. You might want to go back to the drawing board unless you’re content selling your line to the Hustler costume department.


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